HUNTSVILLE, AL – Alabama’s economy is soaring to new heights with the emergence of Astro-Catering, the revolutionary industry specializing in orbital and zero-gravity food delivery. Leveraging the region’s strong aerospace legacy, companies are now racing to perfect pizza and wing delivery to space tourists and low-orbit research stations.
This boom is creating thousands of high-tech service jobs. Key roles include:
- Launch-Window Pizza Packer: Responsible for packing food to withstand atmospheric reentry.
- Orbital Scooter Pilot: Navigating small, single-person delivery pods in microgravity.
- Crust Integrity Engineer: Ensuring the pizza stays intact during high-G maneuvers.
The state has already opened the “Space Crust Academy” to train the next generation of space delivery specialists. Analysts predict this industry will make Alabama the world leader in extraterrestrial fast-food logistics by 2030.
Apply now—a free jetpack is included with full-time employment!