DENVER, CO – In a move to boost employee well-being, Colorado has passed the “Zen Peak Act,” mandating that all companies must employ certified Mountain Meditation Coaches (MMCs). These coaches lead employees on required 30-minute daily hikes for “altitude alignment and contemplative breathing.”
This new law has instantly created over 25,000 new, high-altitude jobs. Demand is particularly high for experts in:
- Incline-Flow Instruction: Guiding walking meditation on steep trails.
- Pine Scent Aura Specialist: Enhancing the aromatic experience of the outdoors.
- Grizzly Bear Safety Mentor: A mandatory certification for all MMCs working in remote areas.
Salaries for MMCs are surprisingly competitive, often including a lifetime supply of artisanal trail mix and branded fleece vests. Experts say the initiative will make Colorado the most emotionally balanced workforce in the US.
Get your hiking boots ready—enrollment for the state-certified program opens next week!