MIAMI, FL – To combat the state’s unpredictable climate, Florida has legalized Atmospheric Branding. Now, resorts and theme parks are hiring Professional Weather Illusionists (PWIs) to manipulate local weather patterns within specific tourist zones.
PWIs use highly advanced, localized misting and light projection systems to simulate perfect, sunny skies, even during heavy downpours just blocks away. This high-demand niche has created thousands of technical and artistic roles, including:
- Simulated Sunshine Technician: Managing the brightness and warmth of projected sunlight.
- Tropical Storm Sound Designer: Creating realistic but non-threatening rain sounds for effect.
- Hurricane Deterrent Specialist: Operating experimental ‘calm-zone’ generators.
Graduates from the Orlando Institute of Perpetual Sunshine are highly sought after. Their mission is to maintain Florida’s reputation as the World’s Happiest (and Most Predictable) Vacation Spot, regardless of what the real radar shows.